Ya know, I was just sitting here scratching my scalp – which by the way is super itchy from this new shampoo my cousin Sheila recommended, she got it from some guy selling stuff out of his trunk in the Bronx – when I heard about this sour beer thing tomorrow at that Atypical place in Minot. And I’m thinking, who drinks sour beer? It’s like my Uncle Lou after he ate some bad clams – everything tasted sour for a week!
But it just goes to show you, it’s always something. Because right after that, my neighbor Mr. Richard Feder from Fort Lee, New Jersey calls me up asking about this Christmas lights thing at Oak Park. Five bucks a car! That’s nothing! Back in my day, we used to pay twenty bucks just to watch my Aunt Helene untangle her Christmas lights, and half the time they’d explode!
And speaking of explosions, there’s gonna be this groovy party at Arny’s for New Year’s. But between you and me, last time I went to a “groovy” party, I ended up with a rash that looked like New Jersey.
What’s with all these parties anyway? Don’t you people have sock drawers to organize?
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Sweetly Sour Sundays! @Atypical
Sunday, December 29th
Join Atypical Brewery & Barrelworks for Sweetly Sour Sundays on December 29th, where you can enjoy $1 off every sour beer on tap, in cans, or bottles. Experience live music, food trucks, and award-winning brews in downtown Minot. #CraftBeerLovers #SundayFunday #SavorMinot
Let’s Celebrate!
The Christmas Menu! @Arny’s
Tuesday, December 10th — Tuesday, December 31st
Get into the festive spirit at Arny’s 2.0 in Downtown Minot with their boozy Christmas specials and holiday drinks from now until December 31st. Don’t miss out on the chance to get elf’d up and celebrate the season in style! #HolidayCheers #DowntownVibes #SavorMinot
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On Tap Right Now! @Atypical
Tuesday, December 24th — Sunday, December 29th
Discover the latest brews at Atypical Brewery & Barrelworks in downtown Minot, where you can enjoy barrel-aged beers, live music, and food trucks from December 24th to 29th. Don’t miss the chance to taste creations from a World Beer Cup winner! #CraftBeer #LiveMusic #SavorMinot
Let’s Celebrate!
Christmas in the Park! @MinotSertoma
Friday, November 29th — Tuesday, December 31st
Experience the magic of the holiday season at Minot Sertoma Club’s Christmas in the Park, featuring enchanting light displays at Oak Park from November 29 to December 31. Drive through with your family for just $5 per car and enjoy the festive atmosphere! #ChristmasInMinot #HolidayLights #SavorMinot
